You Don’t Fuck With the Rooster.

David Sedaris on undecided voters:

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

2 thoughts on “You Don’t Fuck With the Rooster.

  1. ladyfresshh October 24, 2008 at 10:31 am Reply

    oh wow…

  2. K. October 24, 2008 at 10:33 am Reply

    yeah…less than two weeks from the election – who are these ‘undecided’ idiots???

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