Alternate Universe.

Steven Colbert:

You know who I blame? The Large Hadron Collider. It is the world’s largest and highest particle accelerator. You may remember we were warned that it could create a black hole and destroy the Earth. Consider this: it launched in mid-September, when John McCain was leading in the polls. I believe it jolted us into a parallel universe that was exactly like our own, only Barack Obama is president and the Phillies are world champions.

One thought on “Alternate Universe.

  1. glory November 9, 2008 at 3:22 pm Reply

    Now that’s funny.

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