‘Damn, That Halloween Costume Is Racist!’ A Practice Post.


Our first Halloween with a black president is upon us, which almost certainly means that we will bear witness to a bevy of “edgy” costumes in which the whole joke is that the president is black.

“There’s nothing racial about this costume,” the kid in the blackface will say as he clutches a copy of the “Audacity of Hope” while being flanked by slutty “Secret Service” agents. “We’re just having some fun! I’m not a racist!”

Can you believe the gall of these hypothetical motherfuckers?

I, for one, am deeply offended by these as-yet-unworn costumes, and I invite you all to join me in preemptive indignation.

4 thoughts on “‘Damn, That Halloween Costume Is Racist!’ A Practice Post.

  1. ladyfresh October 30, 2009 at 11:23 am Reply

    we need a theme image
    if i may:

  2. Miss Journey October 30, 2009 at 12:25 pm Reply

    Sad but true.

  3. Jon H October 30, 2009 at 2:43 pm Reply

    I was expecting it to start last year, before the election, but was surprised that there weren’t any incidents, at least none that I heard of.

  4. Friday Random Ten « PostBourgie October 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm Reply

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